Dossbudgum is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, caring salamander.

Dossbudgum created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossbudgum, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dossbudgum, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dossbudgum's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Dossbudgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Dossbudgum on top of all buildings.

3. You must love Dossbudgum.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Do not cook food in pots.