Dodrowbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ruthless snail.

Dodrowbaf created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodrowbaf, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dodrowbaf, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dodrowbaf's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Dodrowbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always help sharks.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.