Ganfodkip is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, intelligent troll.

Ganfodkip created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganfodkip, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ganfodkip, she will be very unhappy.

Ganfodkip's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Ganfodkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never wear magenta shorts.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.