Fedgetyak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, self-confident chicken.

Fedgetyak created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedgetyak, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fedgetyak, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fedgetyak's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Fedgetyak's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight snakes approach from the south.

2. Always obey Fedgetyak's priests.

3. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.