Rulomt is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, ruthless gorilla.

Rulomt created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulomt, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rulomt, she will turn you into a frog.

Rulomt's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Rulomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt geese.

2. Never laugh in the presence of hamsters.

3. Run away from mauve doves, for they are unholy.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.