Cetgedtip is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, charitable cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cetgedtip created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cetgedtip, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cetgedtip, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cetgedtip's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Cetgedtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.