Banbissbum is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, egotistical finch.

Banbissbum created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banbissbum, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Banbissbum, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Banbissbum's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Banbissbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always wear white.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.