Gadlarpbet is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, strong weasel.
Gadlarpbet created light eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Gadlarpbet, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in Gadlarpbet, it will ignore you.
Gadlarpbet's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Gadlarpbet's Holy Commandments
1. Always take life seriously.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Gadlarpbet.
5. Hide if three porpoises approach from the south.