Tonkflaghon is a god.

It takes the form of a small, astonishing salamander.

Tonkflaghon created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkflaghon, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tonkflaghon, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tonkflaghon's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Tonkflaghon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Erect four lead sculptures of Tonkflaghon on top of important buildings.

3. Never think ill of sick sharks.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Always stare at clouds.