Safdumwap is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, confident toad.

Safdumwap created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Safdumwap, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Safdumwap, it will refuse to believe in you.

Safdumwap's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Safdumwap's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine manatees approach from the north.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always treat eagles with great respect.