Vigzakrow Flatvabtun is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, annoying squirrel.

Vigzakrow Flatvabtun created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigzakrow Flatvabtun, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vigzakrow Flatvabtun, it will torture you forever.

Vigzakrow Flatvabtun's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Vigzakrow Flatvabtun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always look after injured tapirs.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always help sick bats.