Lamdun is a god.

He takes the form of a small, selfish tapir.

Lamdun created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamdun, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lamdun, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Lamdun's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Lamdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always help sick otters.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Lamdun.

4. Lamdun loves ducks, so they must be respected.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.