Tadgarneg is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, loving gerbil.

Tadgarneg created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadgarneg, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tadgarneg, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tadgarneg's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Tadgarneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ants with great respect.

2. Erect seven silver sculptures of Tadgarneg on top of important buildings.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.