Pighinshav is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish mongoose.

Pighinshav created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pighinshav, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pighinshav, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Pighinshav's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Pighinshav's Holy Commandments

1. Pighinshav loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Pighinshav must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide if seven eagles approach from the west.