Badwabsand is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, passionate ferret.

Badwabsand created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badwabsand, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Badwabsand, it will turn you into a snail.

Badwabsand's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Badwabsand's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

2. Never feed peas to foxes while wearing cyan shorts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never play with disobedient children.