Fom is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, confident mouse.

Fom created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fom, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fom, it will strike you with lightening.

Fom's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fom's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fom four times a day.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Hide from pink pigs for they are unholy.

4. Doves are not to be trusted.

5. Always help sick tortoises.