Yokbenhug is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, temperamental skunk.

Yokbenhug created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yokbenhug, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yokbenhug, she will curse you with boils.

Yokbenhug's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Yokbenhug's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five silver sculptures of Yokbenhug on top of important buildings.

2. Do not kill great tits.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not shave your feet.