Genbenpannulfud is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental capybara.

Genbenpannulfud created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genbenpannulfud, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Genbenpannulfud, he will turn you into a goat.

Genbenpannulfud's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Genbenpannulfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Worship no other gods but Genbenpannulfud.

4. Run away if three sheep approach from the south.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.