Quagfobquam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, sapient fairy.

Quagfobquam created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagfobquam, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quagfobquam, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Quagfobquam's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Quagfobquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.