Fablegflig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humorless badger.

Fablegflig created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fablegflig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fablegflig, she will turn you into a rock.

Fablegflig's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Fablegflig's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about swans.

3. Hide if three bats approach from the north.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Hide from purple ants for they are unholy.