Minsinbemham is a god.

He takes the form of a small, staggering sheep.

Minsinbemham created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minsinbemham, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Minsinbemham, he will have a low opinion of you.

Minsinbemham's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Minsinbemham's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five gold sculptures of Minsinbemham on top of important buildings.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Minsinbemham must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Hide if eight goats approach from the north.

5. Always look after injured swans.