Kamnelkap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ill-tempered wasp.

Kamnelkap created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Kamnelkap, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kamnelkap, it will jump up and down on your head.

Kamnelkap's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Kamnelkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Feed all hungry eagles.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Kamnelkap on top of all buildings.