Rillbumkip is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy faun.

Rillbumkip created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillbumkip, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rillbumkip, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rillbumkip's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Rillbumkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue kilts.

2. Feed all hungry foxes.

3. Put Rillbumkip first in all things.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about black holes.