Cedtarorttar Tonkgigfagtun is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, contented goblin.

Cedtarorttar Tonkgigfagtun created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cedtarorttar Tonkgigfagtun, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cedtarorttar Tonkgigfagtun, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cedtarorttar Tonkgigfagtun's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cedtarorttar Tonkgigfagtun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never paint your feet fawn.

3. Never bounce in the presence of capybaras.

4. Always help horses.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.