Mumgadtar is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, deceitful lizard.

Mumgadtar created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumgadtar, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mumgadtar, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Mumgadtar's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Mumgadtar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never hurt geese.

5. Never run near tortoises.