Misjandab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident mole.

Misjandab created light two years ago.

If you believe in Misjandab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Misjandab, she will torture you forever.

Misjandab's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Misjandab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Put Misjandab first in all things.

3. Never hurt sharks.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not shave your face.