Fob is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humorless butterfly.

Fob created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fob, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fob, he will curse you with boils.

Fob's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never paint your neck mauve.

3. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

4. Fob loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.