Nellgidcun is a god.
She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, happy
wyrm.
Nellgidcun created a down quark two million years ago.
If you believe in
Nellgidcun, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Nellgidcun, she will turn you into a snail.
Nellgidcun's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.
Nellgidcun's Holy Commandments1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Never mention doves.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Never wear orange trousers.