Nellgidcun is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, happy wyrm.

Nellgidcun created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Nellgidcun, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nellgidcun, she will turn you into a snail.

Nellgidcun's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Nellgidcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never mention doves.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never wear orange trousers.