Nangutrill is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, able narwhal.

Nangutrill created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nangutrill, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nangutrill, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nangutrill's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Nangutrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Never think ill of sick eagles.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.