Looplamzigdum Tanmabnut is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest penguin.

Looplamzigdum Tanmabnut created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Looplamzigdum Tanmabnut, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Looplamzigdum Tanmabnut, she will ignore you.

Looplamzigdum Tanmabnut's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Looplamzigdum Tanmabnut's Holy Commandments

1. Looplamzigdum Tanmabnut must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Run away from pink ants, for they are unholy.

3. Put Looplamzigdum Tanmabnut first in all things.

4. Always treat bats with great respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.