Fen is a god.

She takes the form of a small, awe-inspiring octopus.

Fen created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fen, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fen, she will turn you into a puffin.

Fen's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Fen's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fen.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. You must never eat lemons.

5. Never look in ponds.