Midkapripsoghugnarteenbet is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, dishonest octopus.

Midkapripsoghugnarteenbet created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midkapripsoghugnarteenbet, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Midkapripsoghugnarteenbet, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Midkapripsoghugnarteenbet's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Midkapripsoghugnarteenbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always help aardvarks.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Do not listen to music.