Midkapripsoghugnarteenbet
is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, dishonest
octopus
.
Midkapripsoghugnarteenbet
created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Midkapripsoghugnarteenbet
, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Midkapripsoghugnarteenbet
, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Midkapripsoghugnarteenbet's
most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.
Midkapripsoghugnarteenbet's Holy Commandments
1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Always help aardvarks.
4. Do not wear pink clothing.
5. Do not listen to music.
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