Dussgofyam Badhantettirip Habbogstanflis is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful raccoon.

Dussgofyam Badhantettirip Habbogstanflis created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussgofyam Badhantettirip Habbogstanflis, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dussgofyam Badhantettirip Habbogstanflis, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dussgofyam Badhantettirip Habbogstanflis' most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Dussgofyam Badhantettirip Habbogstanflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Run away if five horses approach from the south.

4. Never wear mauve scarves.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.