Yimbatkap Hogfetgencamnabcadtomhog
is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, selfish
warg
.
Yimbatkap Hogfetgencamnabcadtomhog
created everything that exists eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yimbatkap Hogfetgencamnabcadtomhog
, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Yimbatkap Hogfetgencamnabcadtomhog
, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Yimbatkap Hogfetgencamnabcadtomhog's
most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Yimbatkap Hogfetgencamnabcadtomhog's Holy Commandments
1. Always wear violet.
2. Do not dye your hair white.
3. Never feed corn to foxes while wearing mauve tights.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Yimbatkap Hogfetgencamnabcadtomhog.
5. Never wear blue scarves.
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