Jonkinlen is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, sapient
zebra.
Jonkinlen created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jonkinlen, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Jonkinlen, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Jonkinlen's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Jonkinlen's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the north.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Do not make images of living things.