Loplagmot is a god.

It takes the form of a large, pitiless bee.

Loplagmot created snails four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loplagmot, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Loplagmot, it will turn you into a duck.

Loplagmot's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Loplagmot's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Loplagmot.

2. Do not hurt gulls.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Loplagmot.

4. Geese are not to be trusted.

5. Loplagmot loves snakes, so they must be respected.