Arfartbut is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, pitiless goose.

Arfartbut created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Arfartbut, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Arfartbut, he will turn you into a snail.

Arfartbut's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Arfartbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Do not eat aubergines.

5. Do not listen to music.