Nakbodgig is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, confident spider.

Nakbodgig created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakbodgig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nakbodgig, he will send minions to preach to you.

Nakbodgig's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Nakbodgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Do not hurt nematodes.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nakbodgig.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.