Kaprigdam Kipcipdib is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, smart wolf.

Kaprigdam Kipcipdib created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kaprigdam Kipcipdib, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kaprigdam Kipcipdib, it will jump up and down on your head.

Kaprigdam Kipcipdib's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Kaprigdam Kipcipdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt porpoises.

2. Hide if three voles approach from the north.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Do not kill snails.

5. Never mention mites.