Cebbomkar is a god.

She takes the form of a large, benevolent raven.

Cebbomkar created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebbomkar, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cebbomkar, she will send you a sign.

Cebbomkar's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Cebbomkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never laugh in the presence of shrews.

4. Do not take Cebbomkar's name in vain.

5. Cebbomkar loves geese, so they must be honoured.