Rilsigomt is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omniscient jaguar.

Rilsigomt created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilsigomt, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rilsigomt, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rilsigomt's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Rilsigomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Always help mites in need.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.