Davmaphot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, witless rat.

Davmaphot created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Davmaphot, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Davmaphot, he will turn you into a sheep.

Davmaphot's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Davmaphot's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Hide if six grasshopers approach from the west.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Worship no other gods but Davmaphot.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.