Nabvogfab is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, merciful
capybara.
Nabvogfab created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nabvogfab, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Nabvogfab, it will turn you into a duck.
Nabvogfab's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.
Nabvogfab's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your neck.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Never talk about black holes.
4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nabvogfab.