Nabvogfab is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, merciful capybara.

Nabvogfab created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabvogfab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nabvogfab, it will turn you into a duck.

Nabvogfab's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Nabvogfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nabvogfab.