Stikniggid is a god.

It takes the form of a small, tiresome owl.

Stikniggid created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikniggid, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Stikniggid, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Stikniggid's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Stikniggid's Holy Commandments

1. Stikniggid must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.