Arpbissdun is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, pitiless chicken.

Arpbissdun created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Arpbissdun, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Arpbissdun, it will turn you into a dog.

Arpbissdun's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Arpbissdun's Holy Commandments

1. Arpbissdun loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

2. Always obey Arpbissdun's priests.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not shave your head.