Sinkapvon is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, passionate wyrm.

Sinkapvon created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinkapvon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sinkapvon, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sinkapvon's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Sinkapvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not speak about beans.

3. Always look after injured hamsters.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Respect your elders.