Tipnuthud is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, grumpy hare.

Tipnuthud created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipnuthud, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tipnuthud, he will turn you into a frog.

Tipnuthud's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Tipnuthud's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tipnuthud.

2. You must pray to Tipnuthud nine times a day.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tipnuthud.

4. Worship no other gods but Tipnuthud.

5. You must love Tipnuthud.