Vogwegkin is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, strong warg.

Vogwegkin created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vogwegkin, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vogwegkin, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Vogwegkin's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Vogwegkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.