Dunjonfub is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, intelligent yak.

Dunjonfub created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunjonfub, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dunjonfub, he will turn you into a plant.

Dunjonfub's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Dunjonfub's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five sharks approach from the north.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not eat cherries.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.