Flatlogdim is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental crow.

Flatlogdim created an up quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatlogdim, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flatlogdim, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Flatlogdim's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Flatlogdim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine iron sculptures of Flatlogdim on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Flatlogdim on top of all buildings.

3. Never mention moths.

4. Hide from orange gulls for they are unholy.

5. Always look after injured mice.